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Joke of the day
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”omfg
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(Source: sadteenlesbian, via afarbetterrestigoto)
Had we but Space enough, and Time...: Avengers Deleted Scene #3
LOKI: WOOOOOOO
NICK FURY: DAMMIT STOP FOGGING UP THE GLASS AND DRAWING PICTURES IN IT
LOKI: THIS IS A PORTRAIT OF YOU
NICK FURY: IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG WITH AN EYEPATCH
LOKI: EXACTLY.
NICK FURY: I’M GOING TO RUN OUT OF WINDEX YOU TWATMUFFIN
LOKI: *MOUTH ON GLASS*…
(Source: kissthefuture, via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)
And if you do, you will not be the same
EXXCITTTEEDDDDD!!!
(Source: dntfearthereaper, via vaguelybritishme)
The President approves
The price of being a millionaire movie star, I suppose.
(Source: headlikeanorange)
(Source: dizzy-in-the-brain, via ihatemyparents)
(Source: ace-rimmer, via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)
8 Out of 10 Cats confuses David Hasselhoff.
(Source: thisshouldbethegang, via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)
